Cursed be the day when Microsoft bought Skype!

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God save the testers

Testers: "Bug report. It is too dark at night and the user can't see anything. Please see the attached screenshot. Assigned to Lord."

Lord: "I tried to reproduce this issue using cats, owls, bats and gentlemen in black velvet too. Cannot reproduce. Closed as 'By Design'."

Testers: "Reopened. Then it seems to be reasonable to show some warning to the user in the evening or even better to turn the user into a cat or an owl. Priority changed to not critical but must be fixed to the next release."

Lord: "Assignee changed to Lucifer. Btw I don't know the next release date."

Very special software for very special users

The MAC users will never know which date, month and year is today. They are completely happy with their half-apple of knowledge about what day of the week is today.

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